PBS: The Preschooler Brainwashing Service
The Teletubbies are at it again. Trying to push their agenda on our poor, innocent, impressionable children. First they were trying to turn them gay, then it was the kiddie coke. Now it's guns. Wait......an army of 2 year old coked up, gay militants? Be afraid Pat Robertson........be very afraid.
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Uh oh! Telecokies!
It's kind of like the ecstasy tabs with the Mitsubishi logo on them or the hits of acid adorned with Snoopy's likeness. Some major copyright infringement going on in the drug world ;p
An army of 2 year-old, gay, coked up militants ... I hope they can come to my house to redecorate and show me how to make some yummy salmon pate.
Telecokies - funny.
Armed, gay, high children makes for some good talk show guests - it's a network conspiracy.
I don't know about Preschoolers, but it sure does a number on my soon-to-be 2-year-old. She is mesmerized by Tubby Toast and Dipsy's cow-print hat. Coke Schmoke. I worry about her future eating habits and bad taste in headwear.
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