Saturday, April 08, 2006

PBS: The Preschooler Brainwashing Service


The Teletubbies are at it again. Trying to push their agenda on our poor, innocent, impressionable children. First they were trying to turn them gay, then it was the kiddie coke. Now it's guns. Wait......an army of 2 year old coked up, gay militants? Be afraid Pat Robertson........be very afraid.

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5 Comments:

Blogger Dawn said...

No wonder they are so damn happy and sing song - but wait till they need the next fix. They'll go from "uh-Oh" to "Don't make La-La Choke a bitch"

7:12 PM  
Blogger IzzyMom said...

Uh oh! Telecokies!

It's kind of like the ecstasy tabs with the Mitsubishi logo on them or the hits of acid adorned with Snoopy's likeness. Some major copyright infringement going on in the drug world ;p

9:10 PM  
Blogger MrsFortune said...

An army of 2 year-old, gay, coked up militants ... I hope they can come to my house to redecorate and show me how to make some yummy salmon pate.

12:53 PM  
Blogger sunshine scribe said...

Telecokies - funny.

Armed, gay, high children makes for some good talk show guests - it's a network conspiracy.

7:10 PM  
Blogger Catherine said...

I don't know about Preschoolers, but it sure does a number on my soon-to-be 2-year-old. She is mesmerized by Tubby Toast and Dipsy's cow-print hat. Coke Schmoke. I worry about her future eating habits and bad taste in headwear.

11:15 PM  

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